if obama’s middle name was lee
his name would be
Aries: Man Slaughter
Taurus: Drug Possession
Cancer: Identity Theft
Leo: Domestic Violence
Virgo: Drug Dealing
Libra: Money Laundering
Sagittarius: Grand Theft Auto
Capricorn: Soliciting a Prostitute
Aquarius: Breaking and Entering
Pisces: Public Intoxication
Swing and a miss.
I don’t love these hoes.
i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
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don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER
I lost a friend to suicide and it almost killed me. If I lost a follower to suicide…. I don’t know what I would do
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big