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Anonymous asked: can you explain the obama joke 4 me


Answer:

lohanthony:

if obama’s middle name was lee

his name would be

barack

le

obama

broccoli obama

Let us never forget that Willow Smith was 9 when she scalped every bitch in the music industry with ‘whip my hair’

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Reasons The Signs Would Go To Jail

versacegravy:

aquaastrology:

Aries: Man Slaughter

Taurus: Drug Possession 

Gemini: Theft

Cancer: Identity Theft

Leo: Domestic Violence

Virgo: Drug Dealing

Libra: Money Laundering

Scorpio: Murder 

Sagittarius: Grand Theft Auto

Capricorn: Soliciting a Prostitute 

Aquarius: Breaking and Entering 

Pisces: Public Intoxication

Swing and a miss.

I don’t love these hoes.

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

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xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

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yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

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Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

personofmanyfandoms:

honnouji-acedemist:

the-blue-typhoon:

torchwood-classfied-rp:

ask-an-annie-leonhardt:

fandomgirl-the-modblog:

rainbowflyer:

wheretheewildthingssaree:

moject-prayhem:

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

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If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

Just one.

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NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

I lost a friend to suicide and it almost killed me. If I lost a follower to suicide…. I don’t know what I would do

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bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

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That person who followed you since you were a newbie and up to now, s/he’s still following you.

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Scandal (via grillfriend)

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It hurts until it doesn’t. You think it’s going to break you, but it won’t. You may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. Numb, but numb and fine are the same.
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